Wednesday, October 10, 2007

This Boy Bhaskaran. Rejected.

This boy Bhaskaran, came for Kaapi,
all the time, making Iyer eyes at ATP.

In one go, he ate two big golden bajjis,
He ruined it all by saying My Dear Maaji.

Grown up in the North, apparently,
Speaks vada-nattu language fluently.

In my colony, we call this abachaaram,
Get up boy, no more sambhar saadam.

First you go unlearn this bloody Indhi,
Mug up the rules of beautiful Sandhi.

16 comments:

Ravages/CC said...

LOL! Brilliantu, I say.

Ganesh Jeyaraman said...

you become better everyday....;).. Being a resident of West Mambalam, reading ur blog is so much fun for me..

Amrita Bhashyam said...

What a family of heart-breakers this is?!
ATM and ATP, these Iyer fellows are corrupted souls. Never would an Iyengaar boy commit this blasphemy of calling his to- be- maaiyaar – Maaji!

Deepti said...

Bhashyam, I am shocked by statements such as this. Nee ye ippadi sollitiye?

ATP, show us some Iyer Pride. Defend them Iyer baays.

ATM, good one!

Anonymous said...

Bajjis are to be avoided. As someone who works for TH, you would agree. Right?

T said...

Bajji is Punjabi. That is the problem.

Anonymous said...

I love this Maamiyaar. And our hottie girl ATP is still single? Yay. Reject some more boys, I say! ;)

Amrita Bhashyam said...

D: I am merely speaking the truth. :)

Bhaskaran said...

Enna maa-ji.
Ipdi poi en maanam-ai choupat paNNitteL

phir bhi..chumma solla koodadhoo. ningaL koduttha bonda...laajawab.

aur woh Filter coffee! Ippo thaan puriyardhoo kyon meri maa-ji ne itni zabardasti kee..tammil ponnu kalyaanam karo-nnu.

kya karein. aap mujhe galat samajh baithi huee hain. Tammil sirf zabaan se ban-ti nahin. Mera Seena Khol ke dekhiye...dil hai Tammil-stani!

Anyway..enakku adhirshatam illai.

Aanaal ningaL paarungo ungaL payyan vazhi paeran/ paetthi en aLavukkaavadhu Tammil pesuvaaLa-nnu.

Verum english thaan. NingaL appo kya karogi?

Bhaskaran said...

Romba mannichukkongo maa-ji. UngaL aatthil saaptadhu bajji, bonda illai. Kiske ghar mein kya khaaya..yaar kahan phus gaya!

Anonymous said...

nonsense blog

The Iyerish Revolutionary said...

Poor sod actually...

From what I hear, this is what happened

Boy Bhaskaran : ponnukku paada theriyuma ?

ATM : besha, familye sangeethathley oorittom, you know

and instantly ATP avuthuvuttufied - "Mambayam vikkura kannamma" in true Madras Bashai...

Seems BB took to his heels when the whole family joined in the chorus...

Kadambari said...

Heh, brilliant. If only all ammas could write verse!

Anonymous said...

Lovely!!!! I am giving a print-out of this to my amma.

Vi said...

This made me truly laugh out loud!

VikramAdith said...

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Could probably do without the caste flavour in some of the comments (except the lingo, I luvz de lingo).