This boy is married. I am Mamiyaar. I can finally hold my head high at the Wrinkled Tamil Maami Club. I have a married boy. I have daughter-in-law. Plus, now I shall closely inspect all you prospective Tamizh grooms.
I have great hopes for the daughter-in-law. First of all, she needs to burn something in the kitchen today, so I can place heaps of curses on her entire gothram. Secondly, she needs to do something deeply inauspicious. I can then tell her that her upbringing is inadequate.
Daughter in law does computers. I don't know what that means. But she sits in front of computers all day. Which is good. I don't want her to go about shaking the non-brahmin hands of male colleagues. I hope she has Goddess Lakshmi's photograph on her computer. It will instill great values. Very important for her womb.
Amma, freeya vidu.
ReplyDeleteIdu enna ma?
ReplyDeleteBesh, ATP blog is alive again!
ReplyDeleteSome theories:
* Is this a jackpot or what -- a complete Asal Tamizh blogging family.
* Maami is ATP's Other.
Ahem. I see 15 hits to my blog from yours and I immediately know that some updates are afoot and ahand.
ReplyDeleteI read this as - New Worm in the household.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope you are joking..
ReplyDeleteIs your mom weird ? Or, is this a particularly exaggerated version of a Brahmin MIL you portray ?
ReplyDeleteAnd Asal Tamil Mamiyaars are not all like that. Which I think you would know.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people like you make so much fun of a culture that is so much more progressive that any other culture ?